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do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

musiclily:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • Godspeed
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Take my sword
  • The dragon walks alone
  • That’s not the code word
  • I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
rockleeofthemounties:

salt-sass-and-lyrium:

I have seen the face of God

[IMAGINE DRAGONS RADIOACTIVE GASP]

rockleeofthemounties:

salt-sass-and-lyrium:

I have seen the face of God

[IMAGINE DRAGONS RADIOACTIVE GASP]

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

stoned-levi:

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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look what you’ve done

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

strawberry-squidd:

toss-some-jello-trossarello:

Oh.. Seems pretty violent ..

Go ahead. Watch it. Prove your doubts.

falloutboyonboy:

why do teachers think that doodling will distract you do u realize that when i doodle it means im awake and listening and if i keep staring at the powerpoint my mind starts to wander and ill tune out EVERYTHING

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with