a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
that’s what I call a traffic jam
reblogging for the puns
everything for the puns
- expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
- reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
An antagonist is the protagonist in their own world
His face is perfect.
read the book, kids
OH MY GOD BLESS THIS PERSON.
But seriously though. This embodies everything that I try to explain to people when they talk about Gatsby but I never get to actually explain it because people don’t want to listen to me talk for like an hour.
Like, I love this book so much because yeah, it is this huge romance/love affair story that is literally like no other story ever written before. But there’s this whole “second” story within it that hits you so hard when you really understand it. Once I truly realized how this book basically criticizing human beings and the “American dream”, I literally changed the way I thought about myself and other people and the world. (That sounds so cheesy but really). Joe and I just had a conversation about this last night and stuff.
But this is exactly why I wanted to see this movie with someone that understands the book and appreciates it as much as I do, for all of the right reasons. Not just for this (fantastic) storyline about the 1920’s and the Gatsby/Daisy love affair. I don’t want to listen to you fangirl about their romance or “OH MY GOD I JUST WANNA BE A FLAPPER AND GO TO A GATSBY PARTY” because you’re not paying attention to the bigger picture.
(But really, I seriously do want to go to a Gatsby party. What I’m trying to say is that’s not what this whole story is about and people need to fucking understand that pLEASE.)
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker