do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
I AM GOING TO PHYSICALLY DIE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.
i like the color pink and i like being cute and polite and wearing floral clothes and i like hello kitty and sparkly stuff and bunnies and kittens
but i also love the color black and watching horror movies and screaming profanities while i play video games and wearing studded or ripped up clothing and being a badass bitch from hell
DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …
um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyra
philippines and japan stop omg
Satu Dua Tiga Empat
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME
IM ACTUALLY DEAD OG GOD IM GETTING CRAMPS FROM LAUGHING
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
Lets do it
plus less chance of drugs being slipped into your book
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
when a character kills off a writer
the only fandom in which this is possible
lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you
once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back
Do you know the damage you have done
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.